I got the crooked finger, "Oh Mrs. Laaaaaundry" from the kindergarten teacher at school pick up today.
It seems that Shout took a little trip to the principal's office during recess.
Apparently there was *KISSING* on the playground. Kindergarten girls and *OLDER* boys. (2nd grade) Shout wasn't doing any kissing, but she was found to be chanting "KISS HIM ON THE LIPS! KISS HIM ON THE LIPS!"
I put on my most serious Mom Face and said I would follow up on the "No Chanting about Kissing" Rule at home. And then I bit the insides of my cheeks hard so I wouldn't start laughing.
She came out with the story before we even got to the car.
"Well... I wasn't doing any kissing, but I WAS egging them on. And that's bad."
Yes. Bad. *bite cheeks, bite cheeks*
I asked her, "Were you scared in the principal's office?" (Because dude, I am STILL terrified of school principals.)
"Nope."
"Did you cry?"
"Why would I cry?"
"Are you going to cheer your friends on about kissing ever again?"
"Nah."
Case closed, I think.
Later in the afternoon, I called my mom to tell her the story and meanwhile, the ever diabolical Bounce was in another room teaching Shout to say very fast: SOFA KING FUNNY.
Go ahead. I'll wait.
Again. Faster.
So just as I'm launching into my story about Shout's now marred Permanent Record, she bursts into the room and yells at the top of her lungs:
"What's SO FUCKING FUNNY?"
I've got my work cut out for me here, people.
4 comments:
LOL! You do have your work cut out for you with those kids! Aren't they great!?
Kids are awesome.
What? You haven't seen a funny sofa king? That's what my five year old would assert.
The little smart a$$.
Ok, I just read "sofa king" on someone's FB page yesterday and because I was born in the 1960s it took me a full 90 seconds to GET IT. And now the kids are saying it? Gah.
Have the insides of your cheeks healed? Can I come along for school pickup one day?
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Go ahead. I can take it.