saucy

So hypothetically, if someone called you a hoarder and then gave you a bag of rotten tomatoes, that would be a test right?

If you KEEP the bag of rotten tomatoes, then yes, indeed. You ARE a hoarder.

If you throw away the rotten tomatoes, then no.

You may be a slob. Or maybe you have bunches of kids who play with their toys all over the living room. Or maybe you would rather enjoy the day instead of spending every second cleaning up. Or maybe your husband has demo'ed the basement to refinish it and moved everything up into the general living areas and you just have nowhere to put everything right now.

But you are not a hoarder.